If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
did you just send me my own nude
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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