He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
