She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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