Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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