Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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