IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
My butt remains clenched, sir.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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