her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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