I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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