Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
