I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
