i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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