Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Randomize