Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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