I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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