She said her name was "party"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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