i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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