watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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