She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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