what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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