yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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