People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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