Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I think I have vodka in my lungs
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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