My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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