Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Randomize
