I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
