Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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