mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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