Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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