I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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