what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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