Don't you send me to vm
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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