So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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