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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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