fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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