All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
