is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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