You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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