so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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