i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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