remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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