i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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