Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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