so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
im on a boat
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