No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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