Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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