in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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