i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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