new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It's just like the Real World with babies
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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