She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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