i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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