NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Your penis caused this!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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