that's an acceptable place to lick
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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