Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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