If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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