I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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